![]() 11/07/2013 at 12:39 • Filed to: Mopar Once Meant Something | ![]() | ![]() |
LOOK AT IT! JUST LOOK AT IT, DAMN YOU!!!!!!
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I'M LOOKING I'M LOOKING OKAY
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YOU WILL NOW FIND THAT, AFTER LOOKING AT IT, YOU ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE TO OTHER, YOU SMELL BETTER ARE A MORE INTERESTING CONVERSATIONALIST AND ARE, IN GENERAL, A BETTER PERSON! IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT YOU CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
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I FEEL MORE MANLY. I CAN NOW TALK TO ATTRACTIVE WOMEN WITHOUT GETTING SWEATY PALMS. MY BANK ACCOUNT JUST GREW BY SEVENTEEN CENTS AND MY BEARD GREW BACK INSTANTANEOUSLY. NOT A HIPSTER BEARD. MAN BEARD. NICELY TRIMMED, EVEN AND CLEAN.
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I HAVE SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE RIGHT NOW THAT I HAVE TO GO DO SOME BENCH PRESSES. WITH A MACK TRUCK.
I GOT THIS.
![]() 11/07/2013 at 12:59 |
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i cant handle all this
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THEN YOU NEED TO LOOK AT IT SOME MORE!
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The question is, can that Mopar handle my Mercury?!
*Spoiler - yes, yes it would roast my car.